Always thinking with my prick

b-e-njaminflint:

jimmyhenderson:

b-e-njaminflint:

Hey, I’m new at this whole spirit thing.

SO WHO IS IT?

 Uh, some dude name Jim Hawkins. He’s like from this movie Planet Treasure? I’m not sure. I tend to just ignore my spirit and just be me. Yeah.

JIM HAWKINS? THAT’S MY SPIRIT’S BEST FRIEND.

You and I, Jimbo, we’re gonna go all the way, we’re gonna be the best of pals, we’re gonna go on all the adventures!

 Um. Okay. Sounds great.

b-e-njaminflint:

Hey, I’m new at this whole spirit thing.

SO WHO IS IT?

 Uh, some dude name Jim Hawkins. He’s like from this movie Planet Treasure? I’m not sure. I tend to just ignore my spirit and just be me. Yeah.

b-e-njaminflint:

Always thinking with my prick: b-e-njaminflint: jimmyhenderson: b-e-nja YES THOSE ARE SIDEBURNS. WHAT…

b-e-njaminflint:

jimmyhenderson:

b-e-nja

YES THOSE ARE SIDEBURNS. WHAT ELSE WOULD THEY BE? CATS? RIDICULOUS. I DON’T HAVE CATS ON MY FACE.

Stories? NO. I HAVE VIDEO GAMES DO THAT FOR ME. HAHA.

You are one strange person.

That I am. SO. Who’s your spirit, Jimbo?…

But… you’re a man. THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. YOU’RE SCARING ME.

 I’m just messing with you, man. Cinderella, really?

b-e-njaminflint:

jimmyhenderson:

b-e-nja

YES THOSE ARE SIDEBURNS. WHAT ELSE WOULD THEY BE? CATS? RIDICULOUS. I DON’T HAVE CATS ON MY FACE.

Stories? NO. I HAVE VIDEO GAMES DO THAT FOR ME. HAHA.

You are one strange person.

That I am. SO. Who’s your spirit, Jimbo? It’s not Cinderella, is it? Because if so this is really awkward.

 Now why would that be so awkward? I’m actually pretty fond of Cinderella. It’s my mum’s favorite. To be quite honest, I think having a spirit like that would be pretty fun. I just don’t exactly have the voice for it.

b-e-nja

YES THOSE ARE SIDEBURNS. WHAT ELSE WOULD THEY BE? CATS? RIDICULOUS. I DON’T HAVE CATS ON MY FACE.

Stories? NO. I HAVE VIDEO GAMES DO THAT FOR ME. HAHA.

You are one strange person.

b-e-njaminflint:

Always thinking with my prick: b-e-njaminflint: Always thinking with my prick: MORNING,…

b-e-njaminflint:

Always thinking with my prick: MORNING, EVERYONE.

b-e-njaminflint:

jimmyhenderson:

BEN? You? You said that? Well, it appears I’m aging at a speedy rate. Things just go in one ear and out the other nowadays. Unfortunate, I suppose. You talk a lot.

It’s…

JIMMY. JIMBO. JIMBOB. Nice name. I like it. I approve.

I’m glad. Are those sideburns? Hmm. Cute. Do you tell stories?